ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

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I think the factory workers need help

(via fannncccyyyynancy)

cuz im cute n the face thick in the waist now watch me rideeeeee

she lame
hungmoney:

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

oho ,my god

apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

  • IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
  • IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
  • ITS NICE
  • YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
  • BEING MEAN IS MEAN
  • THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE

(via executive-producer-dick-wolf)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

(via a-spider)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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(via a-spider)

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

omg this is too good to be true lets see what happens

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

(via a-spider)